Mar 24 2018

Austin Residents Resume Life. Serial Bomber Takes Own Life.

After nearly a month of terrorizing Austinites, on March 21st at 2 am Pflugerville resident, 23 year old M. Conditt, “the Austin Serial Bomber”, took his own life while running from authorities in Round Rock, a small town just North of Austin, Texas. *UPDATE* According to his 25 minute confession he admitted that he was not sorry, and that he intended to blow himself up inside a local McDonalds.

Package theft is down, and the police can go back to policing, and can stop acting as a standing janitorial army. Local delivery services let out a collective sigh of relief as normal operations resume.

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